That time where I almost accidentally put a spider in my anus

Boys and Girls, sit back and throw another log on the fire while Grandpa Freddy tells you a story. Let’s see, did I already tell you the one about the electrical conduit that bled oil? I did? Well how about the time I ate a whole Taco Bell taco, and somehow didn’t regret it. Did […]

Sensitive Saturday – Zombie Haikus

My buddy Govneh likes to share her zombie haikus. Thought I’d write a few. Raided garden store Planted the beans too shallow Birds feasted. We starve. Mid-winter game time Got too many mouths to feed Play Russian Roulette A Shambler visits Laugh at the rotting tramp stamp I used to date her

Sensitive Saturday

I’ve arbitrarily decided that I will designate Saturday as my day to create poems or insightful, thoughtful fiction. Thus, Sensitive Saturday. Also, I’ve decided to make Sunday my day of rest. Because, like god, I get tired. So I won’t post anything on Sundays. My buddy, Govneh, has been posting poetry of hers from grade […]