Boys and Girls, sit back and throw another log on the fire while Grandpa Freddy tells you a story. Let’s see, did I already tell you the one about the electrical conduit that bled oil?
I did? Well how about the time I ate a whole Taco Bell taco, and somehow didn’t regret it. Did I tell you that one?
Well gosh, kids, you’re making it a bit tough. I think I gotta dig deep for this one. Oh yeah! You haven’t heard this one yet, because it happened just last night. Right over there.
*points shaky hand toward the bathroom*
I almost accidentally put a spider in my anus. And it was this big!