Spacefood is Bullshit: The Expanse

Originally posted on Where All Bad Kristins Go To Die:
“Then how the fuck even do they do take-out?” Probably not the best first line to shout over the phone to your husband of nine years, but we didn’t get this far with him thinking I’m a gentle, kind soul with a proper tongue and…

We done found some gators

Turns out I now live near where wild alligators live.  So Tara decided that it would be awesome to go take a look-see!  What we discovered was that the shore of the lake where the gators live is also a great spot for people to hang out with their tiny children and small dogs.  We…

Molecule Wrangling

The job is keeping me busy.  I’m thankful that they seem to truly value a good balance between work and life.  I get to do things here that I haven’t done anywhere else before.  I get to work with reactors, tons of different chemicals I’ve never heard of before, and I get to start new…

The New Job in The New Place

I’ve told folks on my social media, but I realized I haven’t posted here for a bit. All of what follows is because of Tara. She’s been a rock for me when things were bad, and she stuck with me. And things kept getting better. She is very insistent that I understand my self-worth and…

Post Triathlon 

So, my butt hurts. Biking will do that. Yeah, I trained, but where I live now is pretty flat, and the biking portion for the event was quite hilly.  As I started, I didn’t think I could finish. I was struggling, and I had barely started pedaling. But Tara inspired me to keep going and…

Triathlon Tomorrow

Will Matt make it? Will his legs and lungs take him to the promised land of bacon and other nummy bits?

NEW KITTEN

I’ve been busy lately. Moving in to a new place with my sweetie, and we got a kitten: Zephyr!  I’m feeling very happy with my new home and new family with a new kitty. 

Addicted to Marvel (and other non-related topics)

First, despite what the title says, I have not yet seen “Civil War”, so this won’t spoil anything for you.  Also, you vermin out there better not spoil it for me.  Or else I’ll…  um…  be mad?  or something?  Whatever, you’re good people, I ain’t worried. Had a discussion recently, and I learned that there…

O Internet, Where Art Thou?

I just spent an entire day being the tech support guy at work. Our main IT person is in Atlanta, and never comes to our office. So when I came in and our phones and Internet were down, I did what anyone else would have done: I turned it off and back on again.

Final Destruction Update

It’s in a many pieces as I feel like making. Now to find somewhere to put this lumber. FYI, this is all powered by Mexican beer.

Violent Easter Update

The monstrosity has been vanquished. Mostly. More fun crowbar work to do. Some idiot decided to put this together with wood glue as well as screws. Feels real good, though.

Break something with Jesus this weekend

This is the weekend I get a crowbar to tear apart a wooden monstrosity in my home. I’m moving soon, and I don’t want to bring this dead weight with me.