A Really Deep Post about Pacific Rim

Hey guys, I really liked “Pacific Rim”.  It was all KAPOWWW and CRUNCHH and ROAOAAARRR.  That’s what it told us it would give us, and that’s what it gave us.  Giant robots punching monsters.  If you ever need to see a movie about robots punching monsters this summer, that’s the one to see.

You want more than that?  Why????  You should be happy that there’s such a pretty and fun movie about robots punching monsters.  Deep story and introspection? Go away and watch “Melancholia” by yourself in a dark room with ice cream while you cry, and we’ll all laugh and ogle at make new friends and snowboard and rejoice at humanity while watching “Pacific Rim.”

The end.