Oh Crap This Is Still Here

That’s right, I still have a blog. No, no, I didn’t just forget that I had a blog. I’m just really really bad at keeping some kind of writing schedule for it. No excuse, just an explanation. Do I have any thoughts of a political nature? Not recently. It’s the same old shit, isn’t it? […]

Do you work for the Red Queen?

I made it to a coffee shop, so here’s what I would have posted yesterday! I had an especially frustrating day at work. It’s nothing new. Everyone has frustrating days at work. I felt like I was spinning my wheels, getting nowhere, feeling particularly useless. It’s not through lack of hard work. I ran my […]

Happy Mother’s Day!

Hey guys, just thought I’d dedicate this day to Mother’s Day. I know how it sometimes sneaks up on us all, but I made sure to be ready this time. What are you doing for Mother’s Day this year? I think something more than just chocolates or flowers or cards should cut it. I’ve got […]

The Mistake Store

I work at the Mistake Store. Want to buy candy? Want to buy sugary sodas? How about chips or pizza or hot dogs? We’ve got that. Cheeseburgers fresh out of the microwave! It doesn’t even cross your mind, but you’re now one step closer to heart disease and / or diabeetus. Do you want to […]

2012 Crazy End Of The World Books Review: Part 6

This is the fifth in a series of posts about some of the 2012 readings I did last year. I recommend reading the earlier posts if you haven’t already. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. This one is similar to Parts 2 and 4, in that I fictionalize what it would be like […]

2012 Crazy End Of The World Books Review: Part 5

This is the fifth in a series of posts showing the crazy-ass 2012 books I read last year. I recommend starting at the beginning. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. ———————– It’s Time To Panic The book by Patrick Geryl, How to Survive 2012: Tactics and Survival Places for the Coming Pole Shift, doesn’t […]

2012 Crazy End Of The World Books Review: Part 4

This is the fourth in a series of posts about some of the 2012 readings I did last year. I recommend reading the earlier posts if you haven’t already. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. This one is similar to Part 2, in that I fictionalize what it would be like if the crazies were […]

2012 Crazy End Of The World Books Review: Part 3

This is the third in a series of posts showing the crazy-ass 2012 books I read last year. I recommend starting at the beginning. Part 1. Part 2. This particular post is crazy long, so you don’t have to read the whole thing. But if you don’t read it all, you won’t be able to […]

2012 Crazy End Of The World Books Review: Part 2

When reading all of the 2012 books, I decided to do more than just review them and critique their utter lack of basis in reality. I also thought I’d write some short stories about what would happen if they were actually true. I assumed that they were utterly correct. I wrote many fictional scenarios for […]