I Am Batman

No, I haven’t been playing that game for way too long. I’ve already beaten it. It was fun, but too short. Here’s how it really is: I’m home in Worthington now for the Labor Day weekend. And the moment I get home, I see the door to the house propped open. It’s because there’s a […]

Creative writing, thy nemesis is Batman

I’m doing my best, honestly. I want to write this story, but I also got really smart and picked up Batman: Arkham Asylum. Guess what’s on hold. I’ll do my best to beat this game, and then I’ll do my best not to pick up any more games for a while. I have so many […]

Needles and Blood

I got a shirt. It was free. It was because I donated blood. Now my brain is tired and I don’t want to write anymore and I just want a nap. Bye.

Elevated

In my continuing rotation around the different departments at work, I spent my first day at the Elevator department. It’s not disclosing company secrets to say that the corn silos are really really tall. The superintendent was impressed that I was not freaking out about being up so high, while only having some see-through pieces […]

I’m Lost

I’ve been told I’m one of the Lost. Not in the cool way, like on a primetime scifi TV show. This is in the “Not Christian” way. I guess if that’s what Lost means, then they are right. But I hate that term. Because I’m not lost. I’m as much on track as any other […]

Time to tidy up

This only happens once a month here. My trophy wife is able to make it over from her place to my place and we can see each other. She gets two weekends off a month, so one weekend I go over, and the other she comes here. That means I have to clean. My apartment […]

First Draft

If you don’t know me very well, know this: I like to brew. Beer, specifically. When touring the different departments around the plant, I would occasionally mention my hobby when the subject came up. Sorry, I lied. I pretty much told anyone who would listen about my obsession. I did some tests on a sample […]

Just like me

This is just another day. Nothing special here.

Recovery Day

I write this as I’m recovering from a cold/flu/plague. Good thing we have modern medicine and the scientific method. I was able to obtain a wonderous antibiotic called “Augmentin”. My wife-doctor informed me that it was just amoxicillin, augmented with “Clavulanate Potassium”. I don’t know how to pronounce that either, but it’s sufficient to say […]