I just spent an entire day being the tech support guy at work. Our main IT person is in Atlanta, and never comes to our office. So when I came in and our phones and Internet were down, I did what anyone else would have done: I turned it off and back on again.
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Final Destruction Update
It’s in a many pieces as I feel like making. Now to find somewhere to put this lumber. FYI, this is all powered by Mexican beer.
Violent Easter Update
The monstrosity has been vanquished. Mostly. More fun crowbar work to do. Some idiot decided to put this together with wood glue as well as screws. Feels real good, though.
Break something with Jesus this weekend
This is the weekend I get a crowbar to tear apart a wooden monstrosity in my home. I’m moving soon, and I don’t want to bring this dead weight with me.
Work is busy and fun. A whole lot of drama has exited my life, and I feel more like a whole person again. I may eventually get back to philosophizing on this blog again soon, because I don’t have to deal with lawyers or other kinds of stress.
Secure
I’m on the way to Houston to see my sweetie, waiting at my gate, and it’s strange to think how normal it felt to shuffle through the security theater. Everyone goes through the motions. Do […]
Reflecting
I’ve had some time to reflect on things. The need for kindness, especially. Kindness is something that I value, and it’s something that I especially want to practice personally. Sometimes I succeed, and there are […]
Final
The End. No more. The other shoe dropped. Over and Done. Just before this past weekend, my divorce was signed by all interested parties and a judge okayed it, so I’m officially no longer married. […]
Still here
So, I’m not writing about a lot online at the moment. Still in the midst of divorce stuff, and I think it’s best to just keep pretty much everything to myself while it’s still going […]
That time where I almost accidentally put a spider in my anus
Boys and Girls, sit back and throw another log on the fire while Grandpa Swami tells you a story. Let’s see, did I already tell you the one about the electrical conduit that bled oil?
I did? Well how about the time I ate a whole Taco Bell taco, and somehow didn’t regret it. Did I tell you that one?
Well gosh, kids, you’re making it a bit tough. I think I gotta dig deep for this one. Oh yeah! You haven’t heard this one yet, because it happened just last night. Right over there.
*points shaky hand toward the bathroom*
I almost accidentally put a spider in my anus. And it was this big!
